May 2013
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come back you’re supposed to love me. you’re supposed to ask me out and have fun times and I’ll teach you to eno and you’ll teach me to study plz
fffcuk:
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
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“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”
– J.K. Rowling (via creatingaquietmind)
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it’s like I remember everything about us and you remember my name
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did you go to sleep? pussy
bynesexual:
when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on
shutupaubrey:
you:
me:
nighthooker:
i found your nudes in the lol tag
wartortles:
if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
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my tattoos:
the thinker of tender thoughts first 5 pictures sequence across my toes
a wave on the skin by the inside of my elbow
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you replied, I guess it’s doctor who time, and I’m ok with it
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my graduation shoes must be close-toed
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no one in my family is gay yet and I feel like they’re all looking at me
tupacabra:
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
Watchfartgallery:
I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
amporasses:
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
kawaii-santa-chan:
kawaii-santa-chan:
kawaii-santa-chan:
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a...
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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the other day I tried to sacrifice my virgin friend in the middle of a public park by having her lay down and writing 666 around her and asking for a lighter
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ok well just reply bc you know the next show is doctor who and you want to watch that
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what you don’t know is that every time you reply I switch TV shows so if you like the office you should really reply sometime soon
slenclerman:
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
IM NOT READY TO LEAVE DAMN I FUCKING LOVE THESE...
vexenort:
cumsquats:
*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
